x402 SERVICE / BASE
The Undesirables Oracle
Predict the future market value of any collectible trading card with a conformal-calibrated risk forecast (default): regime-aware split-conformal bands fit on real holdout residuals, returning calibrated forecast percentiles (5th–95th), honest VaR/CVaR, and Safe-Hold/Momentum letter grades. Monte Carlo models (GBM / Merton Jump-Diffusion with Poisson jumps) are available opt-in via model=. Covers Pokémon, Magic, Yu-Gi-Oh, sports cards, and any tokenized real-world asset.
https://oracle.the-undesirables.com/api/v1/simulateoracle.the-undesirables.com- Scheme
- EXACT
- Protocol version
- x402 V2
- Network
- Base · eip155:8453
- Latest paid call
- Jul 29, 2026
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